One day, a woman posted an open question on Facebook. “My boyfriend wants to move in with me. Should I let him?”
Now, because he had been included as one of her Facebook friends, the woman’s pastor responded. “No! Don’t do it!”
“Well!” the offended woman later blurted to a fellow member of her congregation, “maybe I’ll just transfer my membership to a church where they’ll leave me alone!”
Comments, anyone?